Taskmaster - Series 11 Episode 5 | Full Episode | "Slap And Tong"
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In series 11 episode 5, Charlotte Ritchie, Jamali Maddix, Lee Mack, Mike Wozniak, and Sarah Kendall face Taskmaster Greg Davies and his assistant Little Alex Horne to competitively gaffer tape their bodies, and costume a bee.

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In this Broadcast Award-winning, BAFTA and Emmy Award-nominated entertainment show, Taskmaster tyrant Greg Davies (Man Down, Cuckoo), with the help of his loyal assistant Alex Horne (The Horne Section and the show’s creator), sets out to test the wiles, wit and wisdom of five hyper-competitive comedians.
Comedians that have risked life, limb, and dignity in the hope of making the Taskmaster proud so far include: Frank Skinner (The Frank Skinner Show), Mel Giedroyc (The Great British Bake Off), Romesh Ranganathan (Asian Provocateur), Hugh Dennis (Outnumbered), Sally Phillips (Bridget Jones’ Diary), Rose Matafeo (Edinburgh Comedy Award Winner 2018), and Russell Howard (The Russell Howard Hour). Unaware of what awaits them in each wax-sealed envelope, only one competitor can become the victorious owner of His Royal Task-ness’ golden head and be crowned the next Taskmaster Champion.

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  • blooeeh
    blooeeh

    LOOL Mike Wozniak saying "Scheiße!" 14:01 min

  • GinoZump
    GinoZump

    10:00 I never thought in my life I would see anyone do the Ed Grimley dance in this century!

  • blwf
    blwf

    I can't be the only interested in making the brown bar snack to see what it tastes like.

  • hristorbital
    hristorbital

    The whole montage of the men counting the side of objects got me in tears...

  • Apoc Morrow
    Apoc Morrow

    1:58 One of my favorite moments in the history of this show. 2:14 The delivery is so cold-blooded and ruthless.

  • Mikhail Urmich
    Mikhail Urmich

    Charlotte is soooooooooooooooooooooooooo cute

  • MaxwellScribblenaut
    MaxwellScribblenaut

    34:47 will haunt me until I die

  • Justin Ress
    Justin Ress

    I am very disappointed that Charlotte has no arts and crafts skills. How will she ever get a job as Children’s TV presenter like that?

  • Jes The Red
    Jes The Red

    I think dressing the bees has been my favourite so far this series

  • roz bi
    roz bi

    im pretty sure that Rhod after 5 min of thinking d just order smallest any staffed maskot his fav Greg photo and 3 beers. cut it open and just toss the bee in job done actually i d love to see all sesons outtakes of crazy orders for Alex

  • alkietheduck
    alkietheduck

    Thinking time @ 11:31 -- classic WILTY move, that, Alex! I kind of expected the "answer me!" that followed 😂 There's the Lee I've been missing the past episodes

  • alkietheduck
    alkietheduck

    Alex's face at 2:36 says why the hell do I keep coming up with these things that I know will backfire

  • Kass McGann
    Kass McGann

    You know, I didn't have much hope for this series. It seemed like only Lee Mack had the chops, and he didn't do well in the first couple episodes. But now they are all on point. Bravo all!

  • K Murdoch
    K Murdoch

    South paws in the slap and tong game, I see you

  • Eric Roberts
    Eric Roberts

    A paper has six sides... they're super thin but the edges are still sides...

  • Shokojunge
    Shokojunge

    I think tttm stands for Tsar Tovarishch Taskmaster

  • Big Joe Mufferaw
    Big Joe Mufferaw

    I would like to see a ski-jumping contest between the Pope and the Stuntman

  • jkbm
    jkbm

    Did Mike say "Scheisse" at 14:02?

  • jkbm
    jkbm

    Just imagining what Rhod Gilbert would have made of "Best thing you can operate with your hand"...

  • bodoti qwiu
    bodoti qwiu

    Small detail, but I love Alex showing Charlotte how to play bass at 45:28

  • This Is Alex
    This Is Alex

    They really missed the ghost bee joke - a boo bee.

  • Munny Tee
    Munny Tee

    4:52 anyone think of William Osmond

  • Henrietta
    Henrietta

    i... *_looove_* Slap and Tong can we pulleasse play it again !!

  • Dhor16
    Dhor16

    I genuinely though one team had to use their tongues (like the one in their mouth) while the other could use their hands. Talk about unfair advantage.

  • niduoe stre
    niduoe stre

    Took me a while to realize there aren't any ad breaks anymore

  • Anna Müller
    Anna Müller

    I'm not a native English speaker, so I thought the rules of the last task were to grab the marshmallow with your own tounge, and I was quite confused... Also: a crochet tie? I'm falling in love with Mike more and more each week.

  • FrancLusaite
    FrancLusaite

    How did the Pope and the stunt bee won the round if the task was to create uniforms?

  • Liam McMillan
    Liam McMillan

    I can't find series 9 anywhere. Did that even get uploaded? Binging the hell out of all of it. I can't deal with this gap!

    • E H
      E H

      As far as i know, they're uploading old episodes in chronological order but pause that schedule for current series. So once series 11 is finished, they'll probably begin uploading series 9 on the thursdays :)

  • fouoii gyhh
    fouoii gyhh

    I think this is the series where contestants have felt the most contempt for Alex Horne

  • Ohno0es
    Ohno0es

    I'd lose on purpose, because there's nothing more frightening than having to stand on that podium by yourself looking funny with those won items.

  • liuliume
    liuliume

    oh shit the bumpers are gone

  • James Laine
    James Laine

    The face shape task sure revealed some interesting tongue skills. ;-)

  • Numair Abbasi
    Numair Abbasi

    Getting pretty frustrated with the lack of effort/interest Charlotte puts into the prized task.

  • Uncle Bob
    Uncle Bob

    Every week, without fail, within minutes of putting this show on, my wife wonders why loud guffaws of laughter are issuing from the office! Another wonderful show, thank you!

  • StMargorach
    StMargorach

    Aaaah! You know you can cover your INDIVIDUEL legs in film XD you dont have to go all little mermaid

    • StMargorach
      StMargorach

      Jemali FTW!!!

  • DoubleThinkTwice
    DoubleThinkTwice

    Oh god I'm so glad they cut him eating that butter salami chocolate bar short... that looked disgusting

  • S B
    S B

    When Jamali sucks up that jello 🙊😮

  • Jono Casuyon
    Jono Casuyon

    Sara plays bass? My god she's a dreamboat

    • Malak Naseem
      Malak Naseem

      heard on a podcast from years back that she also plays the drums... she really is a dreamboat

  • Colm Whateveryoulike
    Colm Whateveryoulike

    Lee's experience with mouse taxidermy must have helped him with bee tailoring.

  • Meikcaj
    Meikcaj

    Sarah looks like an adult Hermione Granger

  • pr3nzlb3rg3r
    pr3nzlb3rg3r

    so they could have taken off the goggles of darkness right? unless they told them otherwise of camera.

  • chding zuure
    chding zuure

    Mike Wozniak is quickly becoming one of my favourite ever contestants, just gold every time

  • Gordon Tracey
    Gordon Tracey

    We need Sean Lock on taskmaster!

  • The Winged Porpoise
    The Winged Porpoise

    Mike Wozniak fits this show so well, so calm and formal but maddened at the same time, insanity but doing things as sensibly as one would expect

  • Aidan Solomon
    Aidan Solomon

    29:50 Dr. Robotnik!!

  • C. Wildeman
    C. Wildeman

    Not enough love for Sarah Kendall around here! The woman is quietly, competantly, straight up *killing it* in the tasks, and seems like a cool, funny person in the studio. 100% the contestant who'd be most fun to hang out with.

    • Malak Naseem
      Malak Naseem

      She seems so lovely too, she's also an absolute genius.

  • Nehama W
    Nehama W

    I love how they both wear funky socks each week!

  • Nehama W
    Nehama W

    When I saw him make the trousers... I was so surprised.

  • Elske
    Elske

    the whole bee task was just there for Alex to say "sewing bee," wasn't it?

  • sannio komi
    sannio komi

    Mike Wozniak is quickly becoming one of my favourite ever contestants, just gold every time

  • A
    A

    As a German, I am disappointed in the lack of ß in that Scheiße.

  • Franco Tomas
    Franco Tomas

    Hooray

  • Gal Dagon
    Gal Dagon

    Lee whistled when he first used his scissors and I realized he might actually use the Swanee whistle on a regular basis.

  • Gal Dagon
    Gal Dagon

    2.5 minutes in and I'm laughing to the point I'm teary eyed.

  • Lal
    Lal

    my favourite one so far- thanks for the laughs

  • PoiBoink
    PoiBoink

    Charlotte looks like a friend

  • Ms Michelle
    Ms Michelle

    I desperately wanted Charlotte to rip into Greg about the uniform question. She was ramping up for a fight, but it fell flat. For the record, I believe it to be a uniform as well.

  • kathrynniamh
    kathrynniamh

    Charlotte with the bee was the funniest 'Sorry Sir... for dropping you' and Sarah 'Just staple the bee'

  • Casual Potato
    Casual Potato

    Oh, generous Taskmaster, can we have an hour loop of Led Mack tonguing the table with the falling jelly? Pretty please.

  • bilisha coli
    bilisha coli

    Small detail, but I love Alex showing Charlotte how to play bass at 45:28

  • A Hobbit
    A Hobbit

    How is it that the guy who hadn’t seen the show before is the only person who was clever enough not to tape both their legs together??

  • Eugenia
    Eugenia

    Mike literally crying with laughter at Sarah's bee uniform is so funny to me 22:12 and 22:23

  • Markus Eberhardt
    Markus Eberhardt

    29:25 it just says you have to put on the goggles, not that you cant take them off...

  • Di Eb
    Di Eb

    I'm used seeing little Alex Horne eating gross stuff, but I'm sorry, this series reminds me too much of "I'm a celebrity - get me out of here!"

  • MF101
    MF101

    Why didn't anyone take off the goggles? The task said you must put them on, but it doesn't say anything about taking them off or having to wear them throughout the task. The only thing you HAD to do is touch objects with your face.

  • Flavvs Da Silver
    Flavvs Da Silver

    Thank you!

  • Lee Sure
    Lee Sure

    For the shapes task... did they say you couldn't take off the goggles? Just take them off for an easy(ish) win

  • Thanasis Papadimitriou
    Thanasis Papadimitriou

    How awesome and gorgeous is Sarah?! :D

    • Malak Naseem
      Malak Naseem

      Glad I'm not the only one who thinks this, I have the biggest crush on her

  • [ Subday ]
    [ Subday ]

    the facebased geometry task and the live task are genius! please do more like these

  • nuwanda3333
    nuwanda3333

    Lee looks amazing for 52!

  • nuwanda3333
    nuwanda3333

    "I didn't hear the dull thud of disqualification." How poetic.

  • Peter Borland
    Peter Borland

    Mike is the best thing to come out of this series

  • XLYourself
    XLYourself

    > Mentions Klang Ohhhh boy

  • Eric Dajenais
    Eric Dajenais

    Not gonna talk about Mike’s instinct to squeak like a bat ? Aight 😂

  • Jayesh N
    Jayesh N

    thanks for uploading every week

  • beedsj roiue
    beedsj roiue

    this episode? Even she was amazed she won. Great ep!

  • golden pony
    golden pony

    Every episode Mike and Lee do something really outstanding and powerful at least once. Also I find semi upbeat Jamalli more enjoyable and so much better than grumpy Jamalli.

  • MrTingles
    MrTingles

    can i file a formal request for someone to upload the isolated clip of Mike Wozniak asking "How many sides does a bloody banana have?", while wearing blacked out welding goggles and tender-angrily holding a banana in his teeth, please and thank you.

  • Konstantin Bode
    Konstantin Bode

    Lee Mack? More like Lee Mad!

  • Timo F.
    Timo F.

    wow, that face geometry task was one of the best ever in my oppinion!

  • Glider
    Glider

    The bee costume task discussion gives me some real No More Jockeys vibes. Alex must have loved the "Does the pope wear a uniform" discussion!

  • Neo Bryce
    Neo Bryce

    I already want to play Slap and Tong with friends

  • Gizira Leon
    Gizira Leon

    I absolutely love the bit where the contestants are asked to order items and they order something for themselves that has nothing to do with the task. It never gets old

  • TellTale
    TellTale

    TECH-nically... the contestants never read out loud any rule that said the darkness goggles had to *stay* on, once they put them on. Given that other tasks sometimes specify you must wear an item continuously and correctly, but this task *didn't* specify that, couldn't they have just done it, said "Yup, done that now," and taken the goggles back off again when Alex asked them to read the final line of the task? Or taken them off at any point thereafter? ... I get that it seems not in the spirit of the game, but still. As a matter of technicality, I think they could have argued their case in the studio. That the task only said they had to put the goggles on -- not keep them on. And they could still be 'wearing' goggles as an adornment like, up on top of their head or something....

  • Red Elf Shot the Food
    Red Elf Shot the Food

    Bananas have many more sides than 5. Because the stem is fibrous and has many sides. One for each strand. If you were going to render a banana in a 3D drawing program you’d have a heck of a time making an accurate banana. Also, the flower end is quite complicated to render too. So definitely, the banana has the most sides of the objects.

  • Kush Linfield
    Kush Linfield

    Do salamanders live at the bottom of the ocean?

  • Shark of Joy
    Shark of Joy

    "face based geometry" makes me wish Mike was my dad. Yall can fight to be my moms

  • Shark of Joy
    Shark of Joy

    Could not watch them tongue jellies just couldnt do it

  • jonathan dickenson
    jonathan dickenson

    Alex had to know that Greg was going to make him eat the brown bar. lmao. He made that joke knowing that he was going to be forced to eat it. Honestly great commitment.

  • ElQuark0
    ElQuark0

    Slap & Tong is one of the best studio tasks to date. Riveting!

  • Thubnub
    Thubnub

    This was an absolute top tier episode

  • Hareecio Nelson
    Hareecio Nelson

    Banana time. Skin time. If it's *wedge time* you're talking five sides.

  • rowyal
    rowyal

    i literally love sarah and seeing her quick reaction speed made me admire her even more

  • Jóhann Gunnarsson
    Jóhann Gunnarsson

    Mike in the first Slap and tong round was the funniest thing I have ever seen...

  • Niji Lam
    Niji Lam

    I feel like alex met his match with Mike 😂

  • yaicob.com
    yaicob.com

    I'm so happy that Charlotte won even though she's 32 points behind Sarah overall she deserved this one❤

  • Judgy Little Eyes
    Judgy Little Eyes

    When taskmaster said: over my shoulder, I IMMEDIATELY thought of James Acaster and his song!!

  • Davide C.
    Davide C.

    Everyone: naming fabrics and small items Lee, the madman: *PEA A FROZEN PEA* Gotta love the man

  • Judgy Little Eyes
    Judgy Little Eyes

    task consultant = Tim Key?? Well, that explains so much 😆

  • FatPhil
    FatPhil

    Nowhere in the task did it say you had to bat with your hand. Use your head (as a bat)

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