I Review Amazon Self Defense Products
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Have you ever wanted to defend yourself but you don't want to spend a lot of money? Then Amazon is the perfect shop for all your self defense needs!
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  • Jari Juntunen
    Jari Juntunen

    his singing actually sounds at 20:07 good here even theres an edit or sum.

  • Tryfon M
    Tryfon M

    This is consumerism at its finest. I love it :P

  • Terrence Jr Richards
    Terrence Jr Richards

    i book marked it

  • Elaine Sin
    Elaine Sin

    Oh my god you made me laugh so hard I made a fool of my self in class

  • Just A Person
    Just A Person

    2:13 i was trying so hard to decipher what he was saying I just broke out laughing.

  • Mohamad Choukair
    Mohamad Choukair

    S

  • Pomada Gaming
    Pomada Gaming

    “Goku can’t beat this guy” Oh boy

  • Danceing Banana
    Danceing Banana

    In terms of WAP ability

  • Alyssa Emberless
    Alyssa Emberless

    22:26 every BL reader suddenly look at each other weird

  • im totally not a furry
    im totally not a furry

    "Tactical pen"

  • spacepimps
    spacepimps

    Zoom in zoom out zoom in zoom out zoom in zoom out. I like the part where it zooms in then zooms out.

  • Shadenss Crosswell
    Shadenss Crosswell

    He broke the staff he was supposed to press the top button

  • Rebecca miller
    Rebecca miller

    Hey mark I am a big fan

  • Didi Hirose
    Didi Hirose

    11:22 HAD ME PISSING LMFAO

  • Ethereal Violinist
    Ethereal Violinist

    20:12 sir... those notes were beautiful!!!

  • Bridget Moore
    Bridget Moore

    Markiplier: I don't want to seem like I'm a masochist Also Maekiplier: *uses a whip on himself multiple times*

  • Nobuyuki JianYt
    Nobuyuki JianYt

    7:20 this is why you get demonatised

  • Nobuyuki JianYt
    Nobuyuki JianYt

    6:02 i like other mark voice

  • Connor Murphy
    Connor Murphy

    Is this secretly mark’s audition for Jackass then?

  • Wowo Baranovics
    Wowo Baranovics

    18:55 just watch it for a bit trust me

  • Marco’s Ways
    Marco’s Ways

    he is not using the wip to it's full potential tho that wip can leave a mark and rip your skin if swept hard enough and in the correct way

  • Mambe
    Mambe

    Man i miss unus annus

  • Tyr
    Tyr

    By the way, that "tactical" whip is no joke. It hurts like HELL, it may not look like it does but IT DO.

  • E.Z’z_Dark
    E.Z’z_Dark

    8:09 American police officers after shooting a man 20 times in the head.

  • Brittney Gressick
    Brittney Gressick

    Warning:Keep your hands feet toys and children away from Mark at all coasts.He will break something or worse.

  • Sparkus
    Sparkus

    The spike rod thing is a kubotan

  • Gacha Baby boi UwU
    Gacha Baby boi UwU

    Markiplier: not guns . Me: aw-

  • Trevor Gordon
    Trevor Gordon

    14:33

  • Trevor Gordon
    Trevor Gordon

    14:34

  • Caden Campbell
    Caden Campbell

    Me: 15:49

  • CoOcHiE mAn
    CoOcHiE mAn

    Ah I haven't watched markaplier since 2019

  • PaxtonGames
    PaxtonGames

    does the video ever start?

  • Serena Kimlin
    Serena Kimlin

    Lixian must have a field day with his job as editor. I don’t know why but the sudden explosions and snarky comments he does just cause me to burst into laughter

  • Jenn Nelson-Waller
    Jenn Nelson-Waller

    YOU R AKO. e MRK.

  • chunkywalrusthegamer
    chunkywalrusthegamer

    If I can get a discount on ending someone elses life i cant even lmao

  • Bryan Lane
    Bryan Lane

    Enter the *whirlwind of pain*

  • torqueblue
    torqueblue

    You bought a cheap item from Amazon.....Amazon. "Nuff said.

  • N.A.P CLIPS
    N.A.P CLIPS

    BEWARE OF DECK MAN

  • Skinny boy 3751
    Skinny boy 3751

    Why does Mark look like Keanu Reeves?

  • Penny Pincher
    Penny Pincher

    8:00 mark is now a combine soldier

  • aj fenlon
    aj fenlon

    23:38 did anyone else here that?

  • FallinFungi
    FallinFungi

    Yo Steve has thorns on his armor

  • ItzJasper UwU
    ItzJasper UwU

    the intro hurt my head

  • Kawaii Cat Potato
    Kawaii Cat Potato

    27:27 he’s just holding it away from him😂

  • Kawaii Cat Potato
    Kawaii Cat Potato

    5:25 how can you not blow that up when you blew up the big ball for you to get in and don’t you blow up the 12ft beach ball too

  • Kawaii Cat Potato
    Kawaii Cat Potato

    “A BOX!”

  • Jozey Perina
    Jozey Perina

    I heard the word "wip" *Diry brain mode on* I'm wheezing

  • Matthew Pennell
    Matthew Pennell

    Hahaha this was a funny video but I like it

  • Ultimate Yheeter
    Ultimate Yheeter

    “I don’t want people to think I’m just some masochist” (Proceeds to do masochist things)

  • Samantha Cotto
    Samantha Cotto

    aha

  • Auron Taylor
    Auron Taylor

    at 23:12 is me in defense mode.

  • Skittyt103
    Skittyt103

    14:33 poor mark-

  • Jonathan 2010
    Jonathan 2010

    You saying your gonna die cause of a tiny blade I’m 11 and i use a sword

    • Jonathan 2010
      Jonathan 2010

      A sharp sword that could kill

  • Buck Cherry
    Buck Cherry

    PSA: Kubatons are trash.

  • Magnorati123
    Magnorati123

    2:12

  • The muffin Man
    The muffin Man

    I lost so many brains cells during that intro

    • Not Aplic
      Not Aplic

      Ok

  • MMIXOMBIE CAM
    MMIXOMBIE CAM

    He looks like Keenu Revevs

    • Not Aplic
      Not Aplic

      No u

  • {{KipoCosplay}}
    {{KipoCosplay}}

    *YOU CLOSE?*

  • Olivia Anne
    Olivia Anne

    I’m the 5,666,630th viewer.

    • Olivia Anne
      Olivia Anne

      Jesus christ there have been 400 views within 3 minutes of me making my comment.

  • Giblo
    Giblo

    3:56 *Mark realizing he'd become a stripper*

  • Giblo
    Giblo

    "So I have here, a BOX" Idk why this made me laugh but it did xD

  • Sam Gray
    Sam Gray

    14:30 everything about this was perfect

    • Weird_Ghostix
      Weird_Ghostix

      Exactly

  • Sweet Punky
    Sweet Punky

    Video starts at 2:26 or when he stops talking- :D

  • Sir Ulrich Von Liechtenstein of The Knight Templar
    Sir Ulrich Von Liechtenstein of The Knight Templar

    Mark, do something with swords bro... seriously xD

  • Critmic
    Critmic

    6:48 video starts I think

  • Bry C
    Bry C

    The Stinger is the best product he reviewed. Check out Hard2Hurt for actual self defense tips

    • Not Aplic
      Not Aplic

      No thanks

  • Whyatt pekeur
    Whyatt pekeur

    mark is just a different breed

  • German Chavez
    German Chavez

    Should be a Markiplier “Im gonna die” music 🎶 lol: 20:07

  • Da cringe
    Da cringe

    14:19 I laughed on this part so much.

  • Banshee Cat
    Banshee Cat

    nobody: mark : enTeR ThE wHiRlWinD oF paIN

  • Rose Gold
    Rose Gold

    Is anyone else watch the videos of the girls being like practically stocked by the creepy old men? I feel like if Mark saw that going down he would purposefully cross the street and be one of those people to like pretend to be your best friend or something like that to get you out of the situation.

  • ths_ultra101
    ths_ultra101

    I gotta go firsties

  • Sakura Studios
    Sakura Studios

    I would gladly let mark attack me , then after if i was still alive i'd flex it

  • Marlyjade
    Marlyjade

    It feels like some people haven't heard of a pair of scissors

  • Its your boy
    Its your boy

    hamaxench is the perfect torture device

  • Sizzu Cashy
    Sizzu Cashy

    I want to see Mark use firearms.

  • Shane Hughes
    Shane Hughes

    Enter the wirlwind of pain

  • Ryan Peach
    Ryan Peach

    This is hilarious. Although if you use the stinger, if you follow through, you won't hurt yourself. Also Mark has great natural vibrato

  • Stop Motion Youtuber
    Stop Motion Youtuber

    I got the last one I got for my birthday

  • Jackson Clinton
    Jackson Clinton

    1:30 mark is crazy Dave confirmed

  • jsm6846
    jsm6846

    23:27 I can’t 🤣🤣🤣

  • Exotic_butterz
    Exotic_butterz

    5:58 mark realizes that it stopped recording 😂

  • Creeper_manga_art
    Creeper_manga_art

    Why did mark use a rubber head to test out a taser? Electricity cant pass through rubber, that was kind of useless of him to try that.

  • ah he
    ah he

    I guess you can call it a pen knife

  • Epic Game Fights
    Epic Game Fights

    Y'all call mark masochistic just because he pushes himself harder than y'all

    • Not Aplic
      Not Aplic

      No u

  • Fabric
    Fabric

    At this point he should just tie his hair into a ponytail

  • Anonymous User
    Anonymous User

    "I like my a** the way it is" - Markiplier

  • Racheal Rajkumar
    Racheal Rajkumar

    the taser is the new tactical shovel

  • otto picoto
    otto picoto

    420k LIKES LETS GOOO

  • SA
    SA

    2 things Spray Paint and a Lighter, at home flamethrower "Due to term and conditions SA is not responsible for actions that were cause by the reading audience"

    • SA
      SA

      @Not Aplic ... "Due to term and conditions SA Is not responsible for actions cause by the reading audience"

    • Not Aplic
      Not Aplic

      I'm suing.

  • MeMe Meme Meme
    MeMe Meme Meme

    10:55

  • CrimsonKing
    CrimsonKing

    DECKMAN

  • Petra Purrs
    Petra Purrs

    17:00 best weapon. 10/10

  • Otávio Pelúcias vídeo
    Otávio Pelúcias vídeo

    6 minutes without any product.

    • Otávio Pelúcias vídeo
      Otávio Pelúcias vídeo

      uwu

    • Otávio Pelúcias vídeo
      Otávio Pelúcias vídeo

      7 minutes

  • pc_ awsome
    pc_ awsome

    I Want a toy, lol

  • Call of the wild hunter 10
    Call of the wild hunter 10

    John bick

  • the oofer
    the oofer

    5:51 lol

  • Hai Trieu Nguyen
    Hai Trieu Nguyen

    I love whips

  • Mario Gena
    Mario Gena

    18:06 so its basically a torture multitool

  • White Magnolia 97
    White Magnolia 97

    I feel like at this point we just need a video of Mark reviewing different tactical items. We have seen the tactical shovel, the tactical whip, the tiny tactical axe, and the tactical pen, but was else is out there?