Aint no way Mathew eatin Doritos
Game theory gonna be all up on this
After seeing this commercial, my wife bought me Wheat Thins.
This is a good ad
Ok, that’s a good ad
This would make a good movie, I would watch it
I'm so uncomfortable
They did a good job with dis commercial nice job guys nice!
So are these basically Doritos puffs or are they something else entirely?
Prop Hunt be like: 0:14
I always wondered what happened to Mike tv after he was flattened now I know
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Was this supposed to be funny?
0:51 GOD KNOW IM _ _ _ _ _ (the word is stuck) GOD KNOWS IM STUCK
When u get tired of anti white propaganda
I remember having these in Mexico they were bomb-ass shit I'm glad they're bringing them back for a bit
this is hilarious
Where's all the celebrities? The Rock commercial and now Mathews.
I've legit still yet to see any fuckin 3D doritos and I'm pissed about it
Glorified Bugles. 🙄
He looks like he would stink
How Twitter expects drawings to be when they say “where are her organs”
Ugh LSD is a trip
Therapist: "Flat Matthew isn't real. He can't hurt you." Flat Matthew:
They are not the same!! Such a disappointment! And an insult to peoples memory..
Flathew. Missed an opportunity there.
no flat Stanley
I don’t know why but this is my favorite I’ve ever saw
Before this: Matthew ate a 2d Doritos and became flat.
So glad Doritos brought back the 3D...for a tasty treat, nibble one corner of the chip then squirt in some of that cheese whiz stuff...I invented this treat back in the mid 1990's. It's delicious! And really the only way to eat and enjoy a 3D chip...Imo. Try it! You'll like/love it!!!
I just came for the comments too see how old I feel. Since we had a giant grouping of people who thought post malone discovered ozzy I'm sure nobody will believe these are a comeback concept
When triangle gets an update:
0:49 dude THAT IS SO SMOOTH.
Was he driving a Lincoln?
Should have stayed Flat?!
I have those lol
Shut up and take my money💰 😏
isnets.info/main/m3jRnKeB3JLHhrs/v-deo.html Me reviewing the nacho cheese 3D
Moral of the story don’t eat thin Doritos
Yes one of my favorite chips growing up
Oh you mean Flatthew
....I remember another chip was 3d and it was good...... ahhh I forgot the name
0:16 do not attempt you’re a 3-D people
Yessss you punk kids weren’t even alive the first time they came out
Pov- you clicked on this
Doritos littarally just made a short film for a damn Doritos bag.
My BP was 155/100
Uhhhh give me doritoes
The ending is so scary. 😨
This guy is still alive?
"Get Me Outta Here!"-Flat Matt.
If it wasnt in 3D before then what was it 2D?
All Flat All Flat All Flat. × 3 by the biggest D.
fun fact: they taste like sealed bugle chips with doritos dust on them, they're absolute shit dont buy them you'll be 100% disappointed with how they taste now
They are not the same as the old ones
The Doritos look so good, I want to eat them🙂
Ngl if I was Mathew I would go in and pull the Doritos out and then eat
I actually clicked the ad because he looked so crazy in the thumbnail.
Love hearing Freddies voice
WHY AREN'T YOU ALL FREAKING OUT!? WE DESERVE THIS AFTER 2020!!!
Ah yes a actual funny ad
Doritos turns you fat!!!
Stops on the Rito’s they’re bad for you then meet you fat just get rid of the company
Flat Matthew, more like flatthew
"Doritos never made a good transition to 3D."
God knows I- *gets stuck in vending machine*
This commercial was as flat as matt
I love Doritos they taste so good
You should have an alternate with an actress
These are terrible. Not at all like the 3D Doritos from the late 90's/early 2000's. They're just rebranded Bugles.
Me in highschool:
Did anyone else read Flat Stanley when they were younger?
They don't taste the same. The 3D Doritos from the late 90's/early 2000's were light, and crispy. These are thick and hard as a rock. And they don't come in the original flavors. They're basically rebranded Bugles. Really disppointed.
This is the sequal to the commercial fzero snes USA
Mexico had these WAY Before Americans adapted the Idea
You guys really messed these up. This is a food texture I remember VIVDLY. They are supposed to be thinner doritos that kind of melt as you play with the texture in your mouth. They are glorified Bugles. The ranch tastes exactly the same but with heat, but the texture is SUPER IMPORTANT. Please accurately bring the 90's back.
Thank you! I feel exactly the same! I was so excited when I heard they were bringing these back and my disappointment is immeasurable. =(
These tata chips will light on fire dis is what we feeding are kids
I don't even eat doritos but I'm here for I Want To Break Free
Jimmy Kimmel the man who never made me laugh
Yes I now eat thick dog poop
I hope they taste better this time.
U r like super paper thin?! I’m muchhhhhh thinnner 😂 lolz!!!!
glorifying processed foods?
He should've gotten out first before he ate the 3D dorito!
Flat Stanley grew up.
Vish vi até o final.. valeu vídeo top tbm se quiser passar lá no hercules puga .. agora tô no canal tbm